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World’s Crappiest Projector

Posted on April 26, 2009

Everywhere I go, people say, “You live the kind of luxurious lifestyle that I can only dream about – and you do it all on a freelance shoeshine consultant’s income. What’s your secret?”

They see the boat, the condo, the wine collection, and they just can’t figure it out. Well, I’ll tell you the answer. And it has nothing to do with making fraudulent lost-luggage claims against the airlines. In this threat-level-orange era, that doesn’t work any more (thanks a lot, al Qaeda). No, my secret is far simpler:

I refuse to settle for the best.

When I’m making my consumption choices, I employ a discerning eye to seek out the crummiest, flimsiest, and, yes, crappiest of everything. The condo right above the dumpster. The boat that was the scene of a quadruple-homicide after a drug deal gone bad. The wine that comes in a styrofoam jug. If it isn’t the worst possible choice, I just can’t be bothered. Because I probably can’t afford it.

Features:

* Projects up to a 6 foot image (diagonal)
* Project movies and video games on the wall or ceiling
* Composite video connection works with DVD players, xBox, Nintendo, Playstation, Digital Cameras, iPod, Computers, and more
* Easy to use, point and project
* Highly portable torpedo shape
* Built-in speaker and amplifier
* Adjustable foot that doubles as a handle

Additional Photos:

* A/V Connection Panel
* Control Panel
* Stand for Projecting on Ceiling
* Profile View

In the box:

* Senario AL-100 Mega Vu Torpedo Projector
* Power Adapter
* Composite Cable
* Users Guide

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