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Survivor: Tocantins Episode 11 “They Both Went Bananas” Recap

Coach got played like a fiddle last week as his running mate Tyson Apostol was blind-sided by the Jalapao crew on Survivor: Toacantins. How would the Dragon Slayer react? Will Sierra fold? Read on to find out.

Right after the tribal council, Sierra makes it clear that she was totally expecting to be eliminated. J.T. and Stephen explain their piece to Coach and Debbie, and those two play it off like they’re not mad about Tyson. Coach, especially, acts like it was a great move, but you know he’s steaming inside. Or, maybe he really is somehow impressed. You never know with Coach and his delusional self.

The next morning, Debbie kisses Stephen and J.T.’s asses. Hard. She asks them what the next move is – they say Sierra and then Erinn. Debbie discusses the sitch with Coach. She is pissed about Tyson’s elimination, and knows that an alliance with J.T. and Stephen is destined to fail. They think their best move is to rejoin the remaining Timbira members. Yep, I’m sure Sierra wants to align with Coach at this point.

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Survivor: Tocantins Episode 10 Recap (live blog)

7:04: I think I just realized who Coach really is. I’m bursting, this is so perfect. It’s…well, let’s just say that he’s in this video:

Is that perfect or what? He’s totally Reed Rothchild! Coach with his line about benching (or pressing, I couldn’t quite hear) 300 pounds while Brendan couldn’t. What a jackass. Though I guess that means that “he’s got the touch.”

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Survivor 18 – Tocantins: Episode 08

Brendan’s Exile alliance, which initially seemed like it would shake up the season but ended up quite lame, flipped on him

On the twenty-first night following Joe’s medical evacuation by helicopter, the Forza tribe returned to camp in a depressed mood. In an effort to change their mood, Coach told a story of his rafting trip in the Peruvian Amazon in which he was captured by natives, tied hand and foot and beaten with clubs. Fearing for his life, he managed to break free of his bonds and escape by kayak.

The others show various signs of disbelief. On the following morning, Coach performs his meditative, “warrior” routine reaffirming his warrior stance, that he is the commander of the forces. When Sierra mocks his routine, he calls her the dragon’s “bowel movement.” Erinn is missing Joe and when she and JT talk, she tells him she likes the Jalapao tribe members better and they speak of alliances.

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